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Thanksgiving 2016 - Hike and Bike
Sometime pre-Dash, 12 years ago more or less, Leigh and I arrived a bit late in the morning to hike down Bright Angel Trail from the Grand Canyon South Rim to Phantom Ranch on the bottom across the river. Twelve-mile round trip, 5k descent and climb. "Not recommended to attempt in one day." Of course we did it anyway. Saw a ranger shoot a possibly rabid fox down at the ranch (it took several shots and some were upset). We climbed the last 1000-ft vertical in dark twilight and ate a celebratory dinner at the lodge.
Twelve years later, son in tow. Arrived late again, this time because I was in too much of a hurry to plan ahead properly and because they avoid putting the over-the-rim hikes on all the maps. They don't want tourists spontaneously doing a strenuous descent-and-ascent.
It was pretty clear that we weren't going to have the daylight to make the full roundtrip, but the 3-mile stop was completely makeable, perhaps we could get to the observation point overlooking the narrow steep gorge girdling the river. Onward ho.
Milepost 1.5 with restrooms and water was quickly reached, but super athlete Dash was starting to get a little complain-y approaching the 3-mile outpost. I'm surprised that Dash is the weak link here and so soon. I try to convince him to continue to the overlook. Leigh points out that "since we can't go all the way, all goals are arbitrary at this point." We turn up.
Let's just say that 12-years is a long time to have typing be your primary physical activity. A little volleyball does NOT go a long way. Dash was fine, dangling granola bars just out of my reach to keep me trudging forward. Huff, puff. Raising eyebrows at the parents following their four-year olds down the trail. "I see why they don't advertise this trail. Too many rescues."
I thanked Dash many times over the course of the trip for wimping out on the full descent.
A couple of days later we were back at Dead Horse Point for another go at Dash's first real off-road bike ride. Four years ago, to the day, he hit his first slick-rock trail. Initially intimidated, he got the hang of it and completed a 3-mile loop along the rim of a beautiful canyon.
He's done a lot of riding since then, but we've kind of spoiled him with chairlifts (Snow Summit and Mammoth Mountain). Scenery was stunning as expected and the ride was about as easy a loop as I've ever done (we did the 9-mile Big Chief Loop this time). We was complain-y. Turns out his seat was in the fully-down position, which was about two inches two short three months ago. Adjusted it too late to save the mood.
Based on his complaininess, I was reluctant to do a harder ride. Moab really is the biking capital of the West, with over a thousand trails; you kind have to know what you want and where to go, though.
We hiked Arches' Delicate Arch, retracing our steps from four years ago. Last time, Dash was mad because we didn't set his expectations properly. He had been climbing and running and jumping around some of the trails the previous day (Double Arch) which were low, flat and wide. He carried the same attiude up to Delicate Arch, which, at the top, is anything but low, flat and wide. By the time we reigned him in, he had a bad attitude. This time we were prepared and he was a charm.
Devin Townsend Cameo Request
Hi Devin,
My Cameo request is a Birthday Wish for my son, Dash, who is turning 15 on October 21. I know you love your son a great deal, but I would posit that I love my son more. After all, when you are gone, in addition to Reyner, you will leave behind an amazing legacy of musical and vocal brilliance (yes, Prog Metal will have only three followers, but you will be their God). I leave only my son.
So, when he’s very old I hope he remembers me, if only as The Guy Who Paid Devin for a Cameo.
Worth it!
Dash is smarter than me, funnier than me, more talented than me (http://dashpotato.com/index.html#smells), but 10th grade is hitting him hard. Remote learning and a heavy workload is overwhelming him. We’re caught in the dilemma of pushing to prepare himself for whatever he might want while not stressing him out too much. School seems much harder than it was in the 80s.
Why you?
It starts with your musical and vocal talent, of course. I hold you up as a role model (sorry about that burden) for your humility and graciousness. Metal may get a bad rap as dark, but your music and lyrics are uplifting. Your conversations, be they audience interaction or interviews, are very uplifting. I appreciate most your openness in sharing your journey through life and your ability to articulate it. I’m not an artist or a rock star, but I feel I can somewhat relate to at least one, which is pretty cool.
Your humor? Poor Reyner! When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When it’s Full Groan!
In any case, thank you for sharing your gifts with us, thank you for sharing who you are.
If you could work in my favorite lyric “Through the storm, may you become a rainbow”, I’d like that. You have done so; I hope that for myself and for our sons as well.
Thank you.
Devin Townsend Cameo Request
Hi Devin,
My Cameo request is a Birthday Wish for my son, Dash, who is turning 15 on October 21. I know you love your son a great deal, but I would posit that I love my son more. After all, when you are gone, in addition to Reyner, you will leave behind an amazing legacy of musical and vocal brilliance (yes, Prog Metal will have only three followers, but you will be their God). I leave only my son.
So, when he’s very old I hope he remembers me, if only as The Guy Who Paid Devin for a Cameo.
Worth it!
Dash is smarter than me, funnier than me, more talented than me (http://dashpotato.com/index.html#smells), but 10th grade is hitting him hard. Remote learning and a heavy workload is overwhelming him. We’re caught in the dilemma of pushing to prepare himself for whatever he might want while not stressing him out too much. School seems much harder than it was in the 80s.
Why you?
It starts with your musical and vocal talent, of course. I hold you up as a role model (sorry about that burden) for your humility and graciousness. Metal may get a bad rap as dark, but your music and lyrics are uplifting. Your conversations, be they audience interaction or interviews, are very uplifting. I appreciate most your openness in sharing your journey through life and your ability to articulate it. I’m not an artist or a rock star, but I feel I can somewhat relate to at least one, which is pretty cool.
Your humor? Poor Reyner! When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When it’s Full Groan!
In any case, thank you for sharing your gifts with us, thank you for sharing who you are.
If you could work in my favorite lyric “Through the storm, may you become a rainbow”, I’d like that. You have done so; I hope that for myself and for our sons as well.
Thank you, and I look forward to seeing you play in person (LA got cancelled).
-jeff
BTW, don't feel weird about offering the Meet-and-Greets. As I get older, I really appreciate being about to say thank you to people. Being able to say thank you to you in person would have been a huge thrill for me (Damn, you, Coronavirus!. As a fan, it's a wonderful opportunity for us. Please keep offering them!
Devin Townsend Cameo Request
Hi Devin,
My Cameo request is a Birthday Wish for my son, Dash, who is turning 15 on October 21. I know you love your son a great deal, but I would posit that I love my son more. After all, when you are gone, in addition to Reyner, you will leave behind an amazing legacy of musical and vocal brilliance (yes, Prog Metal will have only three followers, but you will be their God). I leave only my son.
So, when he’s very old I hope he remembers me, if only as The Guy Who Paid Devin for a Cameo.
Worth it!
Dash is smarter than me, funnier than me, more talented than me (http://dashpotato.com/index.html#smells), but 10th grade is hitting him hard. Remote learning and a heavy workload is overwhelming him. We’re caught in the dilemma of pushing to prepare himself for whatever he might want while not stressing him out too much. School seems much harder than it was in the 80s.
Why you?
It starts with your musical and vocal talent, of course. I hold you up as a role model (sorry about that burden) for your humility and graciousness. Metal may get a bad rap as dark, but your music and lyrics are uplifting. Your conversations, be they audience interaction or interviews, are very uplifting. I appreciate most your openness in sharing your journey through life and your ability to articulate it. I’m not an artist or a rock star, but I feel I can somewhat relate to at least one, which is pretty cool.
Your humor? Poor Reyner! When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When it’s Full Groan!
In any case, thank you for sharing your gifts with us, thank you for sharing who you are.
If you could work in my favorite lyric “Through the storm, may you become a rainbow”, I’d like that. You have done so; I hope that for myself and for our sons as well.
Thank you, and I look forward to seeing you play in person (LA got cancelled).
-jeff
BTW, don't feel weird about offering the Meet-and-Greets. As I get older, I really appreciate being about to say thank you to people. Being able to say thank you to you in person would have been a huge thrill for me (Damn, you, Coronavirus!). As a fan, it's a wonderful opportunity for us. Please keep offering them!
Dashpotato.com home
Hi Devin,
My Cameo request is a Birthday Wish for my son, Dash, who is turning 15 on October 21. I know you love your son a great deal, but I would posit that I love my son more. After all, when you are gone, in addition to Reyner, you will leave behind an amazing legacy of musical and vocal brilliance (yes, Prog Metal will have only three followers, but you will be their God). I leave only my son.
So, when he’s very old I hope he remembers me, if only as The Guy Who Paid Devin for a Cameo.
Worth it!
Dash is smarter than me, funnier than me, more talented than me (http://dashpotato.com/index.html#smells), but 10th grade is hitting him hard. Remote learning and a heavy workload is overwhelming him. We’re caught in the dilemma of pushing to prepare himself for whatever he might want while not stressing him out too much. School seems much harder than it was in the 80s.
Why you?
It starts with your musical and vocal talent, of course. I hold you up as a role model (sorry about that burden) for your humility and graciousness. Metal may get a bad rap as dark, but your music and lyrics are uplifting. Your conversations, be they audience interaction or interviews, are very uplifting. I appreciate most your openness in sharing your journey through life and your ability to articulate it. I’m not an artist or a rock star, but I feel I can somewhat relate to at least one, which is pretty cool.
Your humor? Poor Reyner! When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When it’s Full Groan!
In any case, thank you for sharing your gifts with us, thank you for sharing who you are.
If you could work in my favorite lyric “Through the storm, may you become a rainbow”, I’d like that. You have done so; I hope that for myself and for our sons as well.
Thank you, and I look forward to seeing you play in person (LA got cancelled).
-jeff
BTW, don't feel weird about offering the Meet-and-Greets. As I get older, I really appreciate being about to say thank you to people. Being able to say thank you to you in person would have been a huge thrill for me (Damn, you, Coronavirus!). As a fan, it's a wonderful opportunity for us. Please keep offering them!
Dashpotato.com home
Hi Devin,
My Cameo request is a Birthday Wish for my son, Dash, who is turning 15 on October 21. I know you love your son a great deal, but I would posit that I love my son more. After all, when you are gone, in addition to Reyner, you will leave behind an amazing legacy of musical and vocal brilliance (yes, Prog Metal will have only three followers, but you will be their God). I leave only my son.
So, when he’s very old I hope he remembers me, if only as The Guy Who Paid Devin for a Cameo.
Worth it!
Dash is smarter than me, funnier than me, more talented than me (http://dashpotato.com/index.html#smells), but 10th grade is hitting him hard. Remote learning and a heavy workload is overwhelming him. We’re caught in the dilemma of pushing to prepare himself for whatever he might want while not stressing him out too much. School seems much harder than it was in the 80s.
Why you?
It starts with your musical and vocal talent, of course. I hold you up as a role model (sorry about that burden) for your humility and graciousness. Metal may get a bad rap as dark, but your music and lyrics are uplifting. Your conversations, be they audience interaction or interviews, are very uplifting. I appreciate most your openness in sharing your journey through life and your ability to articulate it. I’m not an artist or a rock star, but I feel I can somewhat relate to at least one, which is pretty cool.
Your humor? Poor Reyner! When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When it’s Full Groan!
In any case, thank you for sharing your gifts with us, thank you for sharing who you are.
If you could work in my favorite lyric “Through the storm, may you become a rainbow”, I’d like that. You have done so; I hope that for myself and for our sons as well.
Thank you, and I look forward to seeing you play in person (LA got cancelled).
-jeff
BTW, don't feel weird about offering the Meet-and-Greets. As I get older, I really appreciate being about to say thank you to people. Being able to say thank you to you in person would have been a huge thrill for me (Damn, you, Coronavirus!). As a fan, it's a wonderful opportunity for us. Please keep offering them!
Dashpotato.com home
Hi Devin,
My Cameo request is a Birthday Wish for my son, Dash, who is turning 15 on October 21. I know you love your son a great deal, but I would posit that I love my son more. After all, when you are gone, in addition to Reyner, you will leave behind an amazing legacy of musical and vocal brilliance (yes, Prog Metal will have only three followers, but you will be their God). I leave only my son.
So, when he’s very old I hope he remembers me, if only as The Guy Who Paid Devin for a Cameo.
Worth it!
Dash is smarter than me, funnier than me, more talented than me (http://dashpotato.com/index.html#smells), but 10th grade is hitting him hard. Remote learning and a heavy workload is overwhelming him. We’re caught in the dilemma of pushing to prepare himself for whatever he might want, while not stressing him out too much. School seems much harder than it was in the 80s.
Why you?
It starts with your musical and vocal talent, of course. I hold you up as a role model (sorry about that burden) for your humility and graciousness. Metal may get a bad rap as dark, but your music and lyrics are uplifting. Your conversations, be they audience interaction or interviews, are very uplifting. I appreciate most your openness in sharing your journey through life and your ability to articulate it. I’m not an artist or a rock star, but I feel I can somewhat relate to at least one, which is pretty cool.
Your humor? Poor Reyner! When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When it’s Full Groan!
In any case, thank you for sharing your gifts with us, thank you for sharing who you are.
If you could work in my favorite lyric “Through the storm, may you become a rainbow”, I’d like that. You have done so; I hope that for myself and for our sons as well.
Thank you, and I look forward to seeing you play in person (LA got cancelled).
-jeff
BTW, don't feel weird about offering the Meet-and-Greets. As I get older, I really appreciate being about to say thank you to people. Being able to say thank you to you in person would have been a huge thrill for me (Damn, you, Coronavirus!). As a fan, it's a wonderful opportunity for us. Please keep offering them!
Dashpotato.com home
Hi Devin,
My Cameo request is a Birthday Wish for my son, Dash, who is turning 15 on October 21. I know you love your son a great deal, but I would posit that I love my son more. After all, when you are gone, in addition to Reyner, you will leave behind an amazing legacy of musical and vocal brilliance (yes, Prog Metal will have only three followers, but you will be their God). I leave only my son.
So, when he’s very old I hope he remembers me, if only as The Guy Who Paid Devin for a Cameo.
Worth it!
Dash is smarter than me, funnier than me, more talented than me (http://dashpotato.com/index.html#smells), but 10th grade is hitting him hard. Remote learning and a heavy workload is overwhelming him. We’re caught in the dilemma of pushing to prepare himself for whatever he might want, while not stressing him out too much. School seems much harder than it was in the 80s.
Why you?
It starts with your musical and vocal talent, of course. I hold you up as a role model (sorry about that burden) for your humility and graciousness. Metal may get a bad rap as dark, but your music and lyrics are uplifting. Your conversations, be they audience interaction or interviews, are very uplifting. I appreciate most your openness in sharing your journey through life and your ability to articulate it. I’m not an artist or a rock star, but I feel I can somewhat relate to at least one, which is pretty cool.
Your humor? Poor Reyner! When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When it’s Full Groan!
In any case, thank you for sharing your gifts with us, thank you for sharing who you are.
If you could work in my favorite lyric “Through the storm, may you become a rainbow”, I’d like that. You have done so; I hope that for myself and for our sons as well.
Thank you, and I look forward to seeing you play in person (LA got cancelled).
-jeff
BTW, don't feel weird about offering the Meet-and-Greets. As I get older, I really appreciate being about to say thank you to people. Being able to say thank you to you in person would have been a huge thrill for me (Damn, you, Coronavirus!). As a fan, it's a wonderful opportunity for us. Please keep offering them!
Dashpotato.com home
Hi Devin,
My Cameo request is a Birthday Wish for my son, Dash, who is turning 15 on October 21. I know you love your son a great deal, but I would posit that I love my son more. After all, when you are gone, in addition to Reyner, you will leave behind an amazing legacy of musical and vocal brilliance (yes, Prog Metal will have only three followers, but you will be their God). I leave only my son.
So, when he’s very old I hope he remembers me, if only as The Guy Who Paid Devin for a Cameo.
Worth it!
Dash is smarter than me, funnier than me, more talented than me (http://dashpotato.com/index.html#smells), but 10th grade is hitting him hard. Remote learning and a heavy workload is overwhelming him. We’re caught in the dilemma of pushing to prepare himself for whatever he might want, while not stressing him out too much. School seems much harder than it was in the 80s.
Why you?
It starts with your musical and vocal talent, of course. I hold you up as a role model (sorry about that burden) for your humility and graciousness. Metal may get a bad rap as dark, but your music and lyrics are uplifting. Your conversations, be they audience interaction or interviews, are often inspiring. I appreciate most your openness in sharing your journey through life and your ability to articulate it. I’m not an artist or a rock star, but I feel I can somewhat relate to at least one, which is pretty cool.
Your humor? Poor Reyner! When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When it’s Full Groan!
In any case, thank you for sharing your gifts with us, thank you for sharing who you are.
If you could work in my favorite lyric “Through the storm, may you become a rainbow”, I’d like that. You have done so; I hope that for myself and for our sons as well.
Thank you, and I look forward to seeing you play in person (LA got cancelled).
-jeff
BTW, don't feel weird about offering the Meet-and-Greets. As I get older, I really appreciate being about to say thank you to people. Being able to say thank you to you in person would have been a huge thrill for me (Damn, you, Coronavirus!). As a fan, it's a wonderful opportunity for us. Please keep offering them!
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Dashpotato.com home Devin Townsend Cameo RequestHi Devin, My Cameo request is a Birthday Wish for my son, Dash, who is turning 15 on October 21. I know you love your son a great deal, but I would posit that I love my son more. After all, when you are gone, in addition to Reyner, you will leave behind an amazing legacy of musical and vocal brilliance (yes, Prog Metal will have only three followers, but you will be their God). I leave only my son. So, when he’s very old I hope he remembers me, if only as The Guy Who Paid Devin for a Cameo. Worth it! Dash is smarter than me, funnier than me, more talented than me (http://dashpotato.com/index.html#smells), but 10th grade is hitting him hard. Remote learning and a heavy workload is overwhelming him. We’re caught in the dilemma of pushing to prepare himself for whatever he might want, while not stressing him out too much. School seems much harder than it was in the 80s. Why you? It starts with your musical and vocal talent, of course. I hold you up as a role model (sorry about that burden) for your humility and graciousness. Metal may get a bad rap as dark, but your music and lyrics are uplifting. Your conversations, be they audience interaction or interviews, are often inspiring. I appreciate most your openness in sharing your journey through life and your ability to articulate it. I’m not an artist or a rock star, but I feel I can somewhat relate to at least one, which is pretty cool. Your humor? Poor Reyner! When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When it’s Full Groan! In any case, thank you for sharing your gifts with us, thank you for sharing who you are. If you could work in my favorite lyric “Through the storm, may you become a rainbow”, I’d like that. You have done so; I hope that for myself and for our sons as well. Thank you, and I look forward to seeing you play in person (LA got cancelled).
-jeff
BTW, don't feel weird about offering the Meet-and-Greets. As I get older, I really appreciate being about to say thank you to people. Being able to say thank you to you in person would have been a huge thrill for me (Damn, you, Coronavirus!). As a fan, it's a wonderful opportunity for us. Please keep offering them!
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